Was out kayaking with some friends and a butterfly came out on the water to say ‘hi’ to them.
It tried to come to me.
I have a phobia of butterflies.
I splashed at it and screamed “fight me”.
It flew back to my friends like: “man, leaving that peep alone – getting all DEFCON 1 up in there”.
What is a butterfly even doing out on a lake?
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