I may be a bad writer, but at least I’m not like Jules Verne over there – taking up the first four pages of his opening chapter in “Michael Strogoff” to describe in detail the simple act of a Russian ruler being informed by one of his officers that rebels are being rebellious.
Insanity is writing and rewriting the same paragraph in your essay/novel/etc. repeatedly for days on end all while slowly forgetting what it was that you were going to write before you hit writer’s block.
Being a writer is like being a wizard: you do spells, and they don’t work a lot of the time.
Make sweet tea, not war.
My sister just figured out that my office chair goes up and down when you spin it and this discovery makes me so incredibly happy that I might cry. So many height levels to try. So much spinning.
Clock: *turns 3:14*
Me: *pulls a pie out of the fridge* it’s pi’oclock
I love the saying “fly by the seat of your pants” because it makes me wonder what series of events occurred to make that an actual saying. The mental imagery is amazing.