Sister: *singing ‘Gaston‘ from “Beauty and the Beast” *
Sister: Who plays darts like Gaston?
Sister: Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Sister: Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Me: *deep, melodious voice* AS A SPECIMEN, YES, I’M INTIMIDATING!
Me: that was actually really good
Sister: yeah actually it was
Me: WHO’S OUSTED IN SINGING JUST LIKE GASTON?
Sister: no kidding