Dad just asked me if I knew what decaf coffee was. I said “not coffee”. He said “brown sadness water”.
He’s continuing to make jokes.
- “There are two kinds of people in this world – people who drink coffee and sad people.”
- “If you’re drinking your coffee and you get a pain in your eye, take the spoon out.”
Dad said “I REFILLED THE COFFEE BECAUSE NO ONE EVER DOES” as he left just now. Even dads are dramatic.